It all started when Tall Paul posted a simple message stating that being a may fly wouldn't be all that much fun, considering they only have 24 hours to live. Shortly afterwards Vale66 got involved and he began to raise the debate by bringing in dog life spans in to the conversation.

From then on we were all off on one, and via Blue Whales, animal cloning, Violins and amputated finger dreadlocks, the Twoviewers went on to create a new type of life form.

Part Food, All Beast, the all time greatest Football mascot, "Food Beast", was suddenly hatched on an unsuspecting world, completely manufactured and assembled via the 2nd Divisions most intelligent, and disturbing bunch of Football supporters.

Over the next few pages are extracts from the Message board thread that went about to breathing life in to the lungs of "Food Beast", we'd like to thank everyone who played a part in the forming of our new mascot!

We even have an artist's impression of our mascot.

CLICK HERE FOR PART 1