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Track 3: I look Wonderful Tonight
It's late in the evening;
I'm wondering what clothes to wear.
I put on my tracksuit
and start brushing my smooth dark hair
And then I say to myself, Do I look all right?
And then I say, 'DDM', you look en-or-mass tonight!
We go the Dojo, and everyone turns to see
This beautiful Haggis, that's swinging around with me.
And then I think to myself, Does it feel all right?
And then I say 'DDM',
your jackhammer feels wonderful tonight!
It's time to go home now,
and I've got an aching head,
So I pick up the car keys, and help myself in to bed.
And then I tell to myself, as I turn out the light,
I say, Darling,
you were en-or-mass tonight.
Oh 'DDM', it just felt wonderful tonight.
Superhero?
And another gem from the 'superhero.
| Vale66 Posted on 25/7 23:11 |
| \o/\o/ AB_ GET YOUR CHEC K BOOK OUT \o/\o/ |
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If you still need some convincing here is a Fable that me and Norbs have inscribed on the wall of the Dojo. The Fable of the Turnip>>>> Legend has it that on the land where the Polite Vicar now stands there once was an enormass golden temple. One day the high priest of the temple ordered the people of Clayton that they all had to bring something valuable to the temple and give it to him as a gift to the Gods. All of the rich people from the Westlands came in their droves. First up was Lady Ellenor of Eltringham who walked up to the high priest and said "Here as a solid gold goblet from our kitchen" "Thank you" said the high priest and handed it to his assistant Priest who put it in a large box. Next up was William the 75th, he walked up the steps of the temple and handed the High priest a necklace with pearls the size of bóllocks on it. "This is from my wife's vast collection of jewllery" said William, "have it as a gift for the Gods" "Ta" said the high priest, and handed the expensive necklace to his assistant who put it in the large box. Next up an old, bald woman with no teeth, bare feet and wearing nothing but rags walked up the steps carrying nothing but a raw, rotten turnip, her name was Mary Norbert. "Here you go" she said to the high priest, handing him the mouldy turnip, before turning away and walking down the steps. "Thank you" said the High Priest and handed the turnip to his assistant to put in the box "Thats not very Good" The assistant whispered to the high priest "Lady Ellenor of Eltringham bought a Gold Goblet for the Gods, while William the 75th gave us a pearl necklace, but all Mary Norbert bought us was a rotten old turnip, whats the value in that?" "Hold on" said the High Priest "Ellenor of Eltringham may of bought us a Golden Goblet, but tonight she will go home and still have 4 more golden goblets left on her Westlands Mansion Dining table. William the 75th bought us a pearl necklace that belonged to his wife, but tonight he will go home, count his vast amounts of money and give her another Pearl necklace before the week is out" "In a minute, both are more valiable than the turnip I reckon" says the Priests assistant The High preist turns to him and says "Mary Norbert may of bought us a rotting turnip, but a rotting turnip to the poor Norbert family is more valuable than a gold goblet is to the Eltringhams, or a pearl necklace is to Will 75th's wife. Mary's son Moses Norbert can't even afford a carpet in his bedroom" "I still dont understand" says the priests assistant "Its simple" says the High Priest "A poor man's turnip is worth more than a rich mans gold nugget, heed this advice, wa la" I think this situation applies to gemma's case at the moment (but without the turnips) --- Post edited by Vale66 on 25/7 23:13 --- |
